did i ever tell you i had 15 sons and fourteen daughters
all of them slaughtered
i sent them right off to afghanistan
and i'd do it again
nine times out of 10
i don't even know what we were doing there
and i just found out we're still there
gotta be a pretty goddamn good reason for that my friends
did i ever tell you i had fifteen wives and 14 died
then i had fifteen slices of cherry pie
and did i ever tell you i had 15 sons and fourteen daughters
all of them slaughtered
sent them right off to afghanistan
shot them all in the head
i'd do it again
9 times out of ten it was the right move my friend