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HOW THE EARTH BEGAN

by RELIGIOUS PHASE

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1.
alright take your seats there should be enough room first of all i want to thank everybody for being here this is a quite a crowd and thanks to the band let's give them a hand you know just before i walked in and crossed the podium i saw a little girl in a big parking lot and she asked me do i know how the earth began well nobody does little girl i don't care what anybody tries to tell you but i do know how the world ends there are thousands of pockets of magnesium that radiate from the fat deposits and the light rays and the dark matters that hide in corner of every solar complex puddles of gas that spit like old foreigners built to endure only up to 1000 lbs of pressure applied and then explode but really i just want to thank everybody for being here this is quite a crowd and thanks to the band give yourselves a hand
2.
dance club 01:53
ocean is trashier than any dance club
3.
big marquee 03:51
(guess whose name's lit up on the big marquee)
4.
16 sons 01:51
did i ever tell you i had 15 sons and fourteen daughters all of them slaughtered i sent them right off to afghanistan and i'd do it again nine times out of 10 i don't even know what we were doing there and i just found out we're still there gotta be a pretty goddamn good reason for that my friends did i ever tell you i had fifteen wives and 14 died then i had fifteen slices of cherry pie and did i ever tell you i had 15 sons and fourteen daughters all of them slaughtered sent them right off to afghanistan shot them all in the head i'd do it again 9 times out of ten it was the right move my friend
5.
good deal 03:15
i know a good deal when i see one say what you want i know a good deal when i see one dead child (for my cellular battery) lead smile (endless digital capacity) i know a good deal when i see one a good deal when i see one
6.
do you want to know a secret [omitted for legal reasons]
7.
sure i spray in the surf yes i'm hunting silver shrimp in sludge yah i'll wait for woman's willing touch and welcome ocean flooding lungs
8.
sandy nelson 01:27
sandy nelson studied bats in africa a special hat he wore he accomplished so much but one day he went missing only i know his location
9.
sewing my mild oats i'm a steel cut tramp oh how many cream pies have thighs like eliza's oh i cries if she dies i'm a steel cut tramp oh what the tooth fairy he don't know is if he's hetero let's help him sort that one out boys i'm a steel cut tramp
10.
for lack of funds we will undress and tell the story of our birth we'll act out parts of mom and dad and tell the story of our birth
11.
and so i came home to my land of leafy greens where the soft turds of my father's telling had hardened by the empty sun and my carrot castle was creamed like spinach and then cratered in the carrot war where i sit by the light of my last burning cabbage which emits the palest smoke
12.
tax day 02:00
she make hot broth of old bones and now me warm of stomach soon to sleep make no monster come to me and tax day far away for 1000 years more we live for free
13.
you there did you see who pushed me down he must have been a big strapping man for i am 63 but still strong i carry fruit from farm to town today i carry trumpet for my band we play at tiger leopard bar & grill it is the first gig we've ever had and now i'm dirty in the mud did you see who pushed me down
14.
mostly jelly 02:34
yonder mermaid o be wary of a rising acidity and yes the floating plastic prisons that plague your tender sea continue with the sexual games that made your fame yet keep one weary native eye on the changing times for such is right as burning rain such is right as burning rain human zeal is plastic death but mermaid love bears something else animals i'm the ocean i decide who's mostly jelly
15.
i made a parking meter out of silverware that i melted down and molded from there i forged that meter on a sunday the sleepy town yet unaware the meter was heavy but mobile with great effort of force and memory i dragged it beside me as i moved from car to car spinning its pole into the dirt using a concept known as "torque" here i was in the middle of something very interesting throughout the week i ticketed all my friends and all my lovers no one could doubt what i had done while they stood in line downtown and no one could doubt they'd be thinking of me as they waited in line to undo it yes i made a parking meter out of silverware that i melted down and molded from there i forged that meter on a sunday the sleepy town yet unaware

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released June 16, 2015

RELIGIOUS PHASE is
theo padouvas
jon gondo
jesse "ramshott" rimler
michael coleman
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